...You don't like the jokes I'm been telling lately. Fine I can respect that not everyone has a sense of humour. No problem.I hereby swear that henceforth I shall not post a single further joke about tractors. You could say that I'm an ex-ex-tractor-fan-joke fan.I'm gettin...

Do you realise your username is stupid.<br/>Go.

... but now it's gone. And I can't find the option to put it back :mad:.<br/>Where is it?:confused:

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I had a hunger for some corn dogs a few days ago, so I went to my regular grocery store and found a 6 count, 1 pound package of State Fair Corndogs, scancode 7106801126Now, being in the digital age, most items have no printed price on their packages, and since I don't have a pocket scanner,...

Huge Wooden Moose Planned in SwedenSTOCKHOLM, Sweden (AP) -- Tourists in the northern reaches of Sweden are often hunting for a moose to eat, but one area will soon welcome them to eat inside a moose. A giant, wooden moose.When completed, the 148-foot tall, 155-foot long moose will have a restau...

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This has gone too far.<br/>Look at all this thread:<br/> http://www.vbforums.com/showpost.php?p=2988947&postcount=1<br/>Is wossy's joke funny at all?

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Basically, I got deadlines due. I can do them, but maybe I can do them better without the constant access on VBForums? But then again, I might just be as equally as distracted on some other website.What do you say guys? You really that fed up with me?(P.S. I know what roughly the outcome is goin...

I made these years ago. I still think they are funny.<br/> http://vbforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=60890&stc=1&d=1196360869<br/> http://vbforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=60891&stc=1&d=1196360869

I just applied for a job with the US Government and one of the prerequisites was knowledge of WordPerfect. About 10 or 15 years ago I used WP 5.1 but like most everyone else I was forced to change to MS Office 97. Now I was wondering who is still using non MS Office Packages so I decided to cond...

Where are you? Have you run off with Zaza?

MS Office 2007 Ultimate for 59,95?

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I was digging around my DVD's looking for a game last night, and discovered a Live Boot DVD for OpenSUSE 10.2.Popped it in, booted up in GNOME.I must admit that since the days of Corel LINUX ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corel_Linux), the Linux project has really been going forward.I really...

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Just...<br/> http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2973269/2/istockphoto_2973269_gag_order.jpg<br/>...Please. We are all trying to get some sleep without wossy going on about extractor fans and BillGeek/Foxer provoking it. :mad:

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What language is used for creating OpenSource software? Before this can be answered, I need to ask:What exactly is the definition of open source? I get quite a few different answers to this question, and all of them differ. Some say that open source only means distributing your source code free...

Kregg walks into a bar and says "ouch", the landlord looks at him and asks "Why the long face? Do you drive a tractor or something?", to which Kregg replies "No but I used to."

Hey, I know you all are genius. So fill the blank with Yes or No.<br/>Q.) _______ I don't have a BRAIN.<br/>:p :p

No more extractor fan jokes, okay?<br/>Sorry for breathing! :(

so a Phosopholipid bilayer walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long carbohydrate chain?" <br/>LMAO! OMG!!! LOL<br/>... i made that one up my self :)

If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change back.<br/>:afrog:

lol, well maybe not fully related to cat lovers. Just thought, I give it an interesting title, since I see soo many cat avatars. :-)The condition called trichophagia: http://www.nbc6.net/news/14693479/detail.html?treets=ami&tid=2654734123813&tml=ami_7am&tmi=ami_7am_1_06000211272007&ts=H http://...

I just dug this up, and can't believe that I was so horrible at school!!!<br/> http://www.freewebs.com/billgeek/certificate.jpg

Did you not know that it's unsafe putting your contact information just about everywhere on the internet? ( http://www.kleggusa.com/support.html)

[Partially Serious]I just realised that my new toy (see sig) is running a 32-bit version of Vista. What the hell is the point having x64 architecture if the OS is only at x32? That's like having a ferrari and never taking it out of first gear. I'm pissed. Screenshot of CPU-Z analys...

I have a typewriter and I know how to use it.

A couple of years ago I had a penchant for creating more constructor methods than were strictly necessary for my class definitions. But as the years rolled by and time took its toll on my code-addled brain I have become less interested in doing so..................You could say I'm an........

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With the thanksgiving holiday having passed, it is now time for the members of the forum to whip out their christmas inspired(or if that offends you - winter inspired) avatars. This thread shall be dedicated to showing off your marvelous works of art and requesting others to edit your avatar for...

I'd like to submit the original Street Fighter II as my entry into the VBF arcade game contest. What do I win?

...I used to chill with the guys at the farm. We used to race up and down dragging heavy stuff around. Then we all grew up and went our separate ways. ...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>...<br/><br/>...You could say I'm an ex-tractor fan.

Check this ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_Red_II) out...Microsoft had already released a security patch for IIS that fixed the security hole on June 18, 2001,however not everyone had patched their servers, including Microsoft themselves.:lol:Now that's some way to show your customers th...

Shrink your freaking location. It's not funny.

What is the world coming to?

Some say he eats obscure operating systems for breakfast<br/>Some say he drinks urine instead of water<br/>Some say his joke about the extractor fan was repeated two times too many<br/>...prithee continue the list as you see fit.

Back to work please, it's not funny anymore.

Microsoft announced the new Windows OS : Windows 7 (former: Vienna/Blackbomb)now I'd like to email some of the guys who are designing the new OS , I need to tell them to make it backward compatible with XP because my favorite hobby is programming VB6 and if they don't make it compatibl...

You lot do know that Vista allows you to turn this off in Control Panel?<br/>Yes?<br/>Then stop whinging about it.

my #1 fear is Claustrophobia- Fear of confined spaces.

My friend Henry (name changed) has a bit of a dilemma with his mobile phone company as outlined below.In 2005 Henry signed up for a 18 month mobile phone contract with a well known UK service provider which I will refer to here on as X. After about 10 months he got a call from someone saying in...

And since when ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VihIf1Fi-BM) can he talk??

Ive been playing bass(guitar) for a bit over a year now, but recently Ive started getting this pain in my wrist (Fretting hand) when I play. Has anyone here had problems like these?Im trying to do stretches before and after i play but sometimes even the stretches hurt so much that I cant do it.I...

Do you folks get that add about typing text in the textbox so it will be read back to you?<br/>Has anyone tried it?<br/>Has anyone tried it with anything that wouldn't violate the AUP?